Tell us where you worked before, because we would never hire anybody who hadn't worked somewhere in the past. It's kind of like how it's a good idea not to date anybody who hasn't already had several meaningful relationships. It's just good common sense.
Are you willing to work really terrible hours, including overtime with no pay?
Are you willing to move wherever we tell you to, since it's not like there are a billion other jobs your could be doing if you just stay where you are?
Tell us about your education. It won't make any difference whatsoever, but we want you to feel like it's making a difference and you haven't wasted your life or anything.
Do other people think you're a decent person? We'll totally take their word for it.
Tell us what you think we should pay you. Because we are not going to tell you what we'll actually pay you until it's too late. This is completely fair.
Are you an illegal immigrant?
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That's pretty accurate, don't forget:
"what's your gender/ethnicity, even though 9 times out of 10 we can tell by simply looking at you, and if you don't want to tell us that's totally ok too."
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